The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day, because I had just come from a thrilling choir practice followed by a powerful prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn’t notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus; because if he hadn’t honked, I’d never have noticed.
I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the nice man behind started honking like crazy, and he leaned out of his window and screamed, ‘for the love of God, GO! GO!’ What an exuberant cheerleader he was for the Lord.
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all theseloving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have been a man from Florida back there, because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.
I saw another man waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was an Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I’ve never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.
My grandson burst out laughing; why even he was enjoying this religious experience. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So I waved to all my sisters and brothers, smiled at them all, and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again, and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window, and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
They keep saying, a rare sighting of a giant sea squid. Not on my fucking timebastardline it fucking isn’t. I must have seen the red toned twat a hundred fucking times ffs! Fuck off. Telegraph, Exbastardpress, Dailyfuckwit Mail Uncle Tom Cobbley and all. Twats.
Brigitte Gabriel, an American Citizen who comes from Lebanaon and Who is the GREATEST, says – “Today there are 1.2 billion muslims and of course, not all radical – radicals are 15 to 25% that leaves 75% peaceful and only 180 to 300 million people that are Radicals (almost the population of America!) – dedicated to killing us! The moderates are irrelevant. Most Germans were not Nazi in the second world war but were peaceful – 60 million people died and the peaceful majority were irrelevant – Russians killed 50 million people under Stalin and the peaceful majority were irrelevant – The Chinese were mostly peaceful people yet 70 million were killed in the revolution – The peaceful majority were irrelevant! Japan during the second world war slaughtered 12 million all across Asia! The peaceful majority were irrelevant! On Sept. 11, 2001, there were 2.3 million Arab muslims in the U. S. and only 19 Terrorists who killed almost 3,000 americans that day – The Peaceful Majority were irrelevant – Don’t talk to me about the difference in radical and moderate muslims! I personally think we need to pull all of our military out of these countries and bring them home to rid our nation of ALL MUSLIMS! Destroy all of their mosques and let them go home and kill each other! WE should have enough sense to identify and classify islam for what it is! It is not a religion! It is a satanic cult of a government system to rule the world! To eliminate all infidels and establish a world caliphate for worship to their false God! The theme of their koran is Hate and Death! In Muhammad’s words: “I have been ordered to fight the people till they say: ‘None has the right to be worshipped but allah.’ And if they say so, pray like our prayers, face our Qibla and slaughter as we slaughter, then their blood and property will be sacred to us and we will not interfere with them…” Bukhari 8:387 WAKE UP AMERICA! Our Beloved Constitution guarantees Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness! Further we are guaranteed Freedom of Religion as well as Freedom from Religion! Not so with islam! You worship their allah/satan or you die! Case closed!